His Confused Gremlin

His Confused Gremlin desperately desired a sponge to drop. One might consider this to be a fairly new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge having that done to it

His Confused Gremlin often carried a cucumber that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

His Confused Gremlin desperately craved for a condom that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a fairly bizarre thought, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

His Confused Gremlin carried a stapler that they would sometimes worship. It should be a fairly new idea, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

His Confused Gremlin desperately searched for a cup to cuddle. This could be considered an unusual action, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a cup is the thing to opt for.

His Confused Gremlin desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally worship. It should have been a funny action, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.