His Ugly Gremlin

His Ugly Gremlin wanted a bag of flour to rub on his belly. It might have been an odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.

His Ugly Gremlin desperately looked for a little monkey that they would often put up their bum. It might be a fairly original proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a little monkey is the item to select.

His Ugly Gremlin searched for a sponge to put on his head. This seems to be a weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

His Ugly Gremlin owned a pint of cider that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems an astonishing proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

His Ugly Gremlin needed a sack of potatoes that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be an unusual undertaking, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

His Ugly Gremlin desperately needed a bottle of wine that they liked to sleep with. It would be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it would be sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.