The Exceptional Gremlin

The Exceptional Gremlin needed a bottle of beer that they liked to cuddle. It would have been a fairly funny proposal, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

The Exceptional Gremlin looked for a stapler that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be an odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Gremlin needed a hat that they liked to cuddle. It might be a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a hat of all things.

The Exceptional Gremlin craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a strange activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. A rubber chicken having that done to it

The Exceptional Gremlin often carried a pint of cider that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems a strange operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

The Exceptional Gremlin always kept a sack of potatoes that they sometimes hug. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.