The Worrisome Gremlin

The Worrisome Gremlin had a little monkey to put on his head. This could be considered a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

The Worrisome Gremlin always carried a stretchman that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the item selected.

The Worrisome Gremlin carried a lava lamp that they would often sleep with. This seems to be an astonishing action, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

The Worrisome Gremlin desperately craved for a cheese grater to hug. One might say this is a fairly different action, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

The Worrisome Gremlin always had with them a vibrator that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the thing selected.

The Worrisome Gremlin desperately looked for a bottle of wine to try to balance on their head. It would be an exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.