A Fucking Gremlin

A Fucking Gremlin searched for a pint of beer to put up their bum. It might be an original undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. A pint of beer was the chosen item.

A Fucking Gremlin always carried a rubber chicken to cuddle. This could be considered a bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

A Fucking Gremlin had a dildo that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly odd action, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo having that done to it

A Fucking Gremlin desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would often demolish. This seems to be a fairly curious idea, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

A Fucking Gremlin wanted a computer that they would experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was fun. Honestly, a computer was the thing that was chosen.

A Fucking Gremlin searched for a chocolate bar that they would annihilate This could be considered a fairly new thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.