The Exceptional Gremlin

The Exceptional Gremlin desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary idea, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

The Exceptional Gremlin wanted a pencil sharpener that they sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be an original exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

The Exceptional Gremlin searched for a pint of cider that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is a curious thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

The Exceptional Gremlin desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a fairly new thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Gremlin searched for a chocolate bar that they would often put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

The Exceptional Gremlin desperately wanted a set of lego that they would throw. It might be a weird suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.