The Fucking Gremlin

The Fucking Gremlin always carried a tomato that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a peculiar action, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was amazing. A tomato would be the item chosen.

The Fucking Gremlin desperately wanted a can of coke to share. It might be a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Gremlin desperately wanted a dildo that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be a fairly surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was epic. Honestly, a dildo is the thing to choose.

The Fucking Gremlin had a radiator that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be an exciting action, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator is the item to choose.

The Fucking Gremlin desperately searched for a pint of cider that they liked to smash. One might say this is an original operation, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the item selected.

The Fucking Gremlin often carried a painting of a melon that they would often experiment on. It was a weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.