The Confused Gremlin

The Confused Gremlin desperately desired a wig that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a weird thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the chosen item.

The Confused Gremlin desperately needed a lava lamp that they sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a fairly bizarre operation, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was epic. A lava lamp being the item opted for.

The Confused Gremlin often carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a bizarre activity, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

The Confused Gremlin found a sword that they would sleep with. It is considered to be an original idea, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a sword would be the item that was selected.

The Confused Gremlin always had with them a painting of a melon to sit and look at. It might have been an astonishing suggestion, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

The Confused Gremlin searched for a rubber johnny that they would often annihilate This could be considered a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.