His Dodgy Gremlin

His Dodgy Gremlin owned a cup that they would often throw. One might find this to be a fairly new exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it was magnificent. Strangely, a cup is the thing to choose.

His Dodgy Gremlin craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

His Dodgy Gremlin desperately looked for a stapler that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a strange proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was out of this world. A stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

His Dodgy Gremlin always carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

His Dodgy Gremlin always had with them a computer that they liked to sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly odd action, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

His Dodgy Gremlin found a lava lamp that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to select.