My Retarded Gremlin

My Retarded Gremlin carried a cup that they would break. It is a bizarre activity, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

My Retarded Gremlin desperately desired a cheese grater that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

My Retarded Gremlin searched for a helmet that they would sleep with. It was a fairly exciting suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it was exciting. Strangely, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

My Retarded Gremlin found a set of lego that they liked to hug. It might be a bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it was fun. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.

My Retarded Gremlin desperately craved for a computer that they sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a new undertaking, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a computer being the chosen thing.

My Retarded Gremlin always had with them a mug that they would drop. This might appear to be a curious idea, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. A mug of all things.