Their Retarded Gremlin

Their Retarded Gremlin found a can of coke to try to nail to the wall. This seems a peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

Their Retarded Gremlin craved for a hat that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a weird proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a hat being the chosen thing.

Their Retarded Gremlin always kept a stretchman that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it would be epic. Honestly, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

Their Retarded Gremlin desperately searched for a ball that they would sometimes break. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar action, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it was spectacular. A ball would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Retarded Gremlin desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes throw. It might have been an odd thought, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

Their Retarded Gremlin carried a dildo to drop. It would be a strange thought, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a dildo is the item that was chosen.