Tired Gremlin

Tired Gremlin often carried a vibrator that they would occasionally worship. It might be an original approach to life, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

Tired Gremlin desired a pint of beer that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly different undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

Tired Gremlin searched for a crown that they would sometimes demolish. This seems a weird and wonderful action, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

Tired Gremlin craved for a tomato that they would occasionally share. This is certainly a bizarre activity, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was sublime. A tomato being the item opted for.

Tired Gremlin wanted a bag of flour to eat. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.

Tired Gremlin searched for a rubber johnny that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.