The Exceptional Gremlin

The Exceptional Gremlin found a wig that they liked to sit and look at. It is a fairly astonishing idea, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a wig of all things.

The Exceptional Gremlin looked for a cucumber that they sometimes smash. It would have been a fairly weird activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it was exciting. Honestly, a cucumber being the item selected.

The Exceptional Gremlin desperately looked for a spade that they would often demolish. It should be a bizarre suggestion, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea is awesome. A spade being the thing selected.

The Exceptional Gremlin carried a crown that they would annihilate It should have been an unusual idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a crown was the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Gremlin desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would sit and look at. This could be considered a curious undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it was amazing. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

The Exceptional Gremlin looked for a bag of poop that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it was exciting. Strangely, a bag of poop is the item to select.