His Bum Loving Gremlin

His Bum Loving Gremlin carried a custard pie that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be a surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

His Bum Loving Gremlin desperately desired a can of Tango that they liked to sit and look at. It was a fairly original thing to do, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

His Bum Loving Gremlin searched for a wig that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a curious operation, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it would be magnificent. Honestly, a wig was the item that was selected.

His Bum Loving Gremlin always had with them a magic 8 ball that they liked to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

His Bum Loving Gremlin desperately looked for a tomato to put up their bum. It should be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a tomato being the chosen item.

His Bum Loving Gremlin desired a rubber johnny that they would demolish. It was considered to be an unusual proposal, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was fun. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.