The Grumpy Gremlin

The Grumpy Gremlin needed a cup that they liked to insert somewhere. It might have been a bizarre thought, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it would be wonderous. A cup would be the item chosen.

The Grumpy Gremlin desperately craved for a can of coke to insert somewhere. This might appear to be an odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Gremlin wanted a sponge that they sometimes play with. It would have been an extraordinary suggestion, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a sponge having that done to it

The Grumpy Gremlin desired a vibrator that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Gremlin always had with them a bag of poop that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

The Grumpy Gremlin had a lava lamp to play with. It might be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to select.