A Naughty Gremlin

A Naughty Gremlin desperately needed a melon that they would throw. This is certainly a fairly surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a melon would be the item chosen.

A Naughty Gremlin had a spade that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a spade being the chosen thing.

A Naughty Gremlin always carried a tomato that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered an odd undertaking, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a tomato is the item to select.

A Naughty Gremlin owned a big sponge that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the item to select.

A Naughty Gremlin owned a lava lamp that they would often drop. This seems a fairly exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

A Naughty Gremlin searched for a mug that they would often put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly curious activity, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a mug was the chosen item.