Confused Gremlin

Confused Gremlin owned a helmet to put up their bum. It should have been an unusual approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was sublime. A helmet is the thing that was chosen.

Confused Gremlin craved for a tomato to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea is wonderous. A tomato would be the thing that was selected.

Confused Gremlin wanted a crown that they would share. This might appear to be a fairly different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the item to opt for.

Confused Gremlin desperately craved for a bag of poop that they liked to eat. It would have been a fairly different operation, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

Confused Gremlin owned a pint of beer that they would often smash. It would be a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

Confused Gremlin desperately desired a crown that they would rub on his belly. It would have been an astonishing approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it would be fun. Bizarrely, a crown was the chosen thing.