A Scary Gremlin

A Scary Gremlin always kept a helmet that they would often put up their bum. It is a weird thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a helmet is the item to choose.

A Scary Gremlin always carried a block of cheese that they liked to throw. It should have been a peculiar thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was stunning. A block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

A Scary Gremlin had a toilet brush that they liked to put down their trousers. It would be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

A Scary Gremlin had a can of Tango that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a can of Tango having that done to it

A Scary Gremlin always carried a chocolate bar that they liked to worship. It was considered to be a fairly unusual proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

A Scary Gremlin always had with them a piece of paper that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a strange action, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.