My Crazy Gremlin

My Crazy Gremlin wanted a bottle of coke that they would often rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly bizarre action, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

My Crazy Gremlin always carried a cup that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cup was the thing that was selected.

My Crazy Gremlin always had with them a bottle of beer that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it would be fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

My Crazy Gremlin searched for a cucumber that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be a surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

My Crazy Gremlin desired a bottle of wine to try to balance on their head. It might be a peculiar idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

My Crazy Gremlin desperately looked for a sword that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly exciting operation, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a sword being the chosen item.