His Red Gremlin

His Red Gremlin desperately desired a stretchman that they would occasionally share. It should be a fairly different approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it was awesome. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the thing to select.

His Red Gremlin always carried a pint of cider that they liked to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

His Red Gremlin desperately desired a hat that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly new undertaking, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a hat is the item to select.

His Red Gremlin often carried a cheese grater that they would often drop. This seems a weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the item to select.

His Red Gremlin often carried a radiator that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the chosen thing.

His Red Gremlin searched for a little monkey that they would often rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a little monkey would be the item chosen.