The Stupid Gremlin

The Stupid Gremlin desperately needed a melon that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems a weird and wonderful action, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the item that was selected.

The Stupid Gremlin needed a melon that they would annihilate One might find this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. A melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Gremlin desperately wanted a sack of potatoes to sleep with. It is a surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

The Stupid Gremlin desired a cheese grater that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Gremlin desperately desired a bat that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be an extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. A bat being the thing selected.

The Stupid Gremlin desperately looked for a can of coke to play with. It should be a fairly extraordinary thought, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.