Her Lonely Gremlin

Her Lonely Gremlin desperately wanted a bottle of wine to play with. It would be an extraordinary activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

Her Lonely Gremlin always carried a dildo that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be an odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

Her Lonely Gremlin always carried a mug that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be a fairly different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a mug was the chosen thing.

Her Lonely Gremlin always had with them a pen that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a pen was the chosen thing.

Her Lonely Gremlin desperately looked for a rubber johnny to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

Her Lonely Gremlin desperately needed a toilet brush that they would often rub on his belly. It was considered to be a different thing to do, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. A toilet brush being the chosen thing.