His Cute Gremlin

His Cute Gremlin looked for a pen that they would occasionally throw. It would be a fairly unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea was exciting. A pen would be the thing that was opted for.

His Cute Gremlin looked for a mug that they would put on his head. It would be a funny action, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a mug is the item that was chosen.

His Cute Gremlin desperately desired a porno magazine that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

His Cute Gremlin desired a cucumber that they liked to play with. It would have been an astonishing thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

His Cute Gremlin desperately craved for a cucumber that they would sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

His Cute Gremlin wanted a toilet brush that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would be an exciting proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.