Handsome Gremlin

Handsome Gremlin had a block of cheese that they sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese being the item selected.

Handsome Gremlin desperately wanted a teapot to worship. This could be considered a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a teapot being the chosen item.

Handsome Gremlin always kept a chocolate bar that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is a funny activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it was sublime. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

Handsome Gremlin desperately needed a stapler that they would worship. It is considered to be a strange thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it was simply life. Remarkably, a stapler is the thing to choose.

Handsome Gremlin often carried a little monkey that they would play with. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

Handsome Gremlin always carried a bottle of wine that they liked to worship. It might be a fairly funny thought, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. A bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.