Her Nervous Gremlin

Her Nervous Gremlin needed a pencil sharpener that they would often try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly different idea, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

Her Nervous Gremlin needed a big sponge that they would often sleep with. It might be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.

Her Nervous Gremlin desperately craved for a toilet brush that they would often rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

Her Nervous Gremlin craved for a vibrator that they sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the item opted for.

Her Nervous Gremlin always carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to put up their bum. It is a somewhat surprising idea, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

Her Nervous Gremlin found a wig that they would sometimes eat. It might be a curious thought, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a wig of all things.