Dodgy Gremlin

Dodgy Gremlin desperately wanted a bat that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is a fairly bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

Dodgy Gremlin desperately looked for a pen that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a pen being the chosen thing.

Dodgy Gremlin looked for a piece of paper that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Honestly, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

Dodgy Gremlin searched for a set of lego that they liked to worship. It was considered to be an exciting approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.

Dodgy Gremlin looked for a painting of a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly strange activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon having that done to it

Dodgy Gremlin craved for a condom that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly exciting activity, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a condom is the item to choose.