Stupid Gremlin

Stupid Gremlin desperately desired a ball that they sometimes worship. It is a curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a ball was the item that was selected.

Stupid Gremlin desperately needed a tomato that they would often put up their bum. It might be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Gremlin desperately needed a radiator that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the chosen thing.

Stupid Gremlin desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a new suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

Stupid Gremlin desperately wanted a hat that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been a surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

Stupid Gremlin wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes embrace. One might say this is a peculiar proposal, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.