The Famous Gremlin

The Famous Gremlin desperately needed a wig that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a fairly bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Gremlin looked for a bottle of beer to hug. One might say this is a fairly peculiar proposal, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

The Famous Gremlin desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would sometimes demolish. It might be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it would be epic. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

The Famous Gremlin carried a stapler that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might be an unusual undertaking, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

The Famous Gremlin often carried a can of Tango that they liked to put up their bum. It was considered to be an extraordinary idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

The Famous Gremlin always had with them a wig to try to balance on their head. It might be a new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the thing that was chosen.