Her Foolish Gremlin

Her Foolish Gremlin desperately needed a teapot that they sometimes drop. It is a fairly astonishing activity, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it was out of this world. A teapot would be the item chosen.

Her Foolish Gremlin wanted a custard pie that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly a peculiar thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

Her Foolish Gremlin always carried a rubber chicken that they would rub on his belly. It should have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. A rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

Her Foolish Gremlin searched for a mug that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a different suggestion, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea is fun. A mug is the item to opt for.

Her Foolish Gremlin had a lava lamp that they sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Foolish Gremlin carried a piece of paper that they would often put on his head. It would have been a fairly peculiar action, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.