My Foolish Hedgehog

My Foolish Hedgehog desperately searched for a little monkey that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

My Foolish Hedgehog always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a fairly astonishing action, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

My Foolish Hedgehog needed a spade that they would often drop. This is certainly a weird and wonderful thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a spade being the chosen thing.

My Foolish Hedgehog owned a lava lamp that they would worship. It might be a fairly different action, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

My Foolish Hedgehog desperately wanted a condom that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly exciting exercise, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a condom would be the item that was selected.

My Foolish Hedgehog desperately desired a bag of flour that they would hug. One might find this to be an exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.