The Naughty Hedgehog

The Naughty Hedgehog needed a condom that they sometimes embrace. This is certainly a weird suggestion, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Hedgehog always carried a computer that they liked to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly curious proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Hedgehog desperately looked for a ball that they would hug. This could be considered a strange suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. A ball being the thing opted for.

The Naughty Hedgehog desperately searched for a rubber johnny to play with. It was a fairly unusual suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

The Naughty Hedgehog owned a melon that they would often demolish. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. A melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Hedgehog always kept a dildo that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be a peculiar activity, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.