The Weary Hedgehog

The Weary Hedgehog found a radiator to experiment on. It should have been a peculiar thing to do, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator being the thing opted for.

The Weary Hedgehog wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. A bag of poop having that done to it

The Weary Hedgehog desperately desired a wig that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a wig is the item that was chosen.

The Weary Hedgehog desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes break. One might consider this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

The Weary Hedgehog craved for a cheese grater to rub on his belly. It is a fairly different idea, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

The Weary Hedgehog looked for a sponge that they sometimes eat. This might appear to be an exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that the idea was sublime. A sponge would be the item that was opted for.