The Lovely Hedgehog

The Lovely Hedgehog desperately desired a bottle of coke that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a somewhat surprising idea, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Hedgehog desperately wanted a little monkey that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might have been a surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it would be exciting. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

The Lovely Hedgehog desperately looked for a can of coke to break. It might have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Lovely Hedgehog desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would often insert somewhere. It would have been a curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

The Lovely Hedgehog had a vibrator to smash. It should have been a fairly odd activity, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a vibrator of all things.

The Lovely Hedgehog needed a pen that they liked to share. It would have been an unusual thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a pen is the thing to choose.