The Stupid Hedgehog

The Stupid Hedgehog craved for a spade that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be an unusual exercise, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a spade is the item to select.

The Stupid Hedgehog looked for a lava lamp that they liked to insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly funny action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Hedgehog desperately desired a pen that they would experiment on. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a pen was the chosen item.

The Stupid Hedgehog needed a stretchman to play with. One might say this is a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it would be fun. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

The Stupid Hedgehog always carried a wig that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the item that was selected.

The Stupid Hedgehog always had with them a rubber johnny that they sometimes smash. It is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it would be awesome. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.