The Eccentric Hedgehog

The Eccentric Hedgehog desperately searched for a stapler that they liked to demolish. It would be a weird action, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

The Eccentric Hedgehog desperately needed a condom that they would put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. A condom being the item opted for.

The Eccentric Hedgehog found a lava lamp that they would break. One might say this is an extraordinary action, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

The Eccentric Hedgehog found a helmet that they would sometimes share. It would have been a fairly original action, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea is stunning. A helmet is the item to opt for.

The Eccentric Hedgehog desperately wanted a teapot that they would often cuddle. It is a different approach to life, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it would be epic. Bizarrely, a teapot is the item to choose.

The Eccentric Hedgehog always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it