The Talented Hedgehog

The Talented Hedgehog always carried a can of coke that they would often annihilate It should be a fairly funny approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the chosen item.

The Talented Hedgehog had a hat to put down their trousers. It should be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a hat was the thing that was selected.

The Talented Hedgehog always had with them a condom that they sometimes play with. This is certainly a fairly exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a condom was the item that was selected.

The Talented Hedgehog desired a cucumber that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a cucumber being the item selected.

The Talented Hedgehog always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would often put down their trousers. It is a fairly astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

The Talented Hedgehog owned a can of coke that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly an exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.