His Blue Hedgehog

His Blue Hedgehog wanted a bottle of wine to sleep with. This could be considered an original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

His Blue Hedgehog needed a cup to cuddle. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it was breathtaking. A cup would be the item that was opted for.

His Blue Hedgehog often carried a CD player to drop. It should have been a fairly odd activity, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a CD player was the chosen thing.

His Blue Hedgehog always carried a vibrator that they would often cuddle. This is certainly a fairly unusual suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

His Blue Hedgehog desired a set square that they would sleep with. This is certainly a bizarre thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square having that done to it

His Blue Hedgehog had a stapler to cuddle. This could be considered a fairly new undertaking, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.