A Boring Hedgehog

A Boring Hedgehog desired a chocolate bar that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be an astonishing idea, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

A Boring Hedgehog desperately craved for a dildo that they would eat. One might find this to be a fairly funny exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

A Boring Hedgehog always carried a bottle of coke that they would often eat. It should have been an odd thought, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that this idea is sublime. A bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

A Boring Hedgehog desperately looked for a cucumber that they would often smash. It should have been an original activity, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

A Boring Hedgehog searched for a crown that they sometimes eat. It might be a strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a crown being the item selected.

A Boring Hedgehog desperately desired a sponge that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been an extraordinary approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it would be stunning. Honestly, a sponge is the thing to select.