The Fucking Hedgehog

The Fucking Hedgehog always carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is a fairly funny thought, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that the idea was wonderous. A bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Hedgehog desperately needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the item selected.

The Fucking Hedgehog looked for a set of lego that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the item that was selected.

The Fucking Hedgehog searched for a pencil sharpener that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

The Fucking Hedgehog desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is a new thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected it was sublime. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

The Fucking Hedgehog desired a lava lamp that they would occasionally annihilate One might say this is a fairly funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.