A Confused Hedgehog

A Confused Hedgehog craved for a mug that they sometimes sit and look at. It should have been an unusual activity, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a mug is the item to select.

A Confused Hedgehog desired a little monkey to try to nail to the wall. It was a curious thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it would be magnificent. Strangely, a little monkey being the item opted for.

A Confused Hedgehog often carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it was entertaining. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

A Confused Hedgehog craved for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered an unusual thing to do, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was amazing. A magic 8 ball having that done to it

A Confused Hedgehog often carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes worship. One might find this to be a funny action, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Hedgehog desperately looked for a teapot that they sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Remarkably, a teapot was the item that was opted for.