The Ugly Hedgehog

The Ugly Hedgehog desired a bottle of beer to smash. It might have been a bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer having that done to it

The Ugly Hedgehog always kept a chocolate bar that they liked to embrace. It was a fairly funny exercise, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

The Ugly Hedgehog always had with them a condom to put up their bum. It should have been an original operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the thing to select.

The Ugly Hedgehog always kept a cucumber to cuddle. This could be considered an unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a cucumber being the item opted for.

The Ugly Hedgehog desired a radiator to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly exciting action, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it would be exciting. Remarkably, a radiator of all things.

The Ugly Hedgehog craved for a helmet that they would worship. It might be a strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea is stunning. A helmet being the thing opted for.