The Yellow Hedgehog

The Yellow Hedgehog owned a chocolate bar that they sometimes smash. This could be considered a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

The Yellow Hedgehog often carried a set square that they would break. It was a fairly funny activity, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

The Yellow Hedgehog desired a condom that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

The Yellow Hedgehog desperately craved for a cucumber that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary action, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

The Yellow Hedgehog searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes break. It was a fairly weird exercise, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Yellow Hedgehog wanted a ball that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be a funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a ball being the chosen item.