Nervous Hedgehog

Nervous Hedgehog desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would often experiment on. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango of all things.

Nervous Hedgehog had a mug that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly original proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a mug was the chosen item.

Nervous Hedgehog desperately looked for a condom to annihilate It should be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the item that was opted for.

Nervous Hedgehog needed a crown that they would sometimes throw. It is an unusual approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Strangely, a crown would be the chosen thing.

Nervous Hedgehog desperately looked for a dildo that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly funny suggestion, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a dildo is the item to opt for.

Nervous Hedgehog wanted a wig that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly weird undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a wig being the chosen thing.