His Fucking Hedgehog

His Fucking Hedgehog desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally drop. It is a fairly different idea, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it would be exciting. A bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

His Fucking Hedgehog desired a tomato that they would sometimes annihilate It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it was epic. Bizarrely, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

His Fucking Hedgehog always carried a hat that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered a fairly funny undertaking, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

His Fucking Hedgehog always kept a can of coke to rub on his belly. This seems a weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it was out of this world. Strangely, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

His Fucking Hedgehog desperately craved for a set of lego to smash. This seems to be a fairly curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the item to select.

His Fucking Hedgehog craved for a teapot that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the chosen item.