Lonely Hedgehog

Lonely Hedgehog craved for a stapler to put up their bum. It is a somewhat surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected it would be epic. A stapler being the chosen item.

Lonely Hedgehog searched for a stapler that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a fairly astonishing exercise, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it would be simply life. Strangely, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

Lonely Hedgehog desperately craved for a CD player to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly funny suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. A CD player would be the chosen thing.

Lonely Hedgehog always carried a helmet that they would often play with. It might be a funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

Lonely Hedgehog looked for a cucumber that they would experiment on. It is considered to be a bizarre activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was awesome. A cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

Lonely Hedgehog desperately searched for a set square that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a set square being the item selected.