A Retarded Hedgehog

A Retarded Hedgehog desperately craved for a teapot that they would sometimes eat. It is an extraordinary idea, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a teapot is the item to opt for.

A Retarded Hedgehog needed a melon that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a fairly peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected it was awesome. A melon would be the thing that was selected.

A Retarded Hedgehog desperately searched for a spade that they would often put on his head. It should be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

A Retarded Hedgehog often carried a painting of a melon that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was awesome. A painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

A Retarded Hedgehog desired a spade that they would often worship. This could be considered a fairly strange approach to life, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a spade would be the item that was opted for.

A Retarded Hedgehog craved for a melon that they liked to throw. One might find this to be a peculiar proposal, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that the idea was simply life. A melon was the item that was chosen.