A Horny Hedgehog

A Horny Hedgehog owned a bottle of coke that they would occasionally break. This seems to be a new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

A Horny Hedgehog owned a pint of cider that they liked to put down their trousers. It is a fairly astonishing activity, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. A pint of cider being the item opted for.

A Horny Hedgehog searched for a pint of beer that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

A Horny Hedgehog searched for a custard pie that they would sometimes drop. It would be a weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the chosen item.

A Horny Hedgehog desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly different action, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

A Horny Hedgehog craved for a block of cheese that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.