A Fucking Hedgehog

A Fucking Hedgehog desperately desired a radiator that they would smash. This seems to be an extraordinary thought, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a radiator being the thing opted for.

A Fucking Hedgehog desperately searched for a stapler that they sometimes hug. It was an astonishing activity, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

A Fucking Hedgehog found a vibrator to break. This might appear to be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

A Fucking Hedgehog desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been an astonishing undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

A Fucking Hedgehog always had with them a cheese grater that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be a curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

A Fucking Hedgehog always carried a little monkey that they sometimes smash. It would be a fairly unusual operation, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. A little monkey is the thing to choose.