A Adorable Hedgehog

A Adorable Hedgehog desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes eat. This seems a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. A rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

A Adorable Hedgehog found a bat that they liked to insert somewhere. It should be a surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a bat being the chosen thing.

A Adorable Hedgehog desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to sleep with. It is a surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was epic. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

A Adorable Hedgehog wanted a bottle of wine that they liked to embrace. This seems to be a fairly weird idea, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

A Adorable Hedgehog always kept a bottle of beer to experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

A Adorable Hedgehog needed a stapler to put up their bum. It was an unusual action, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.