Their Retarded Hedgehog

Their Retarded Hedgehog desired a custard pie that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it was epic. Honestly, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

Their Retarded Hedgehog always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would often insert somewhere. It was considered to be a weird operation, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

Their Retarded Hedgehog craved for a mug that they would occasionally eat. It is considered to be a fairly weird approach to life, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the item that was selected.

Their Retarded Hedgehog had a bat that they would often play with. This seems a fairly odd exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

Their Retarded Hedgehog looked for a sword that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea is awesome. A sword would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Retarded Hedgehog desperately wanted a pencil sharpener to embrace. It would be a fairly new suggestion, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.